Dear Self

Dear Self,

I hate you. I cringe when I think of you. You make me stay up late. You procrastinate. You don't put effort into things. You eat too much. You insult. You don't appreciate your opportunities. You don't really love. You aren't modest. You are selfish. You spend more time playing solitaire than studying for tests. You don't face the world. You travel in tunnels. You walk backwards. You think of what you don't have. You hide under a mask. You're fake. You laugh at stupid things. You're a hypocrite. And, you call others hypocrites. Stop pretending.

... Please.